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Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux
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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Film Review: STITCHES (2012)


Richard “Stitches” Grindle (Ross Noble) is probably the worse birthday clown that money can buy.  During what should have been a standard birthday party for a young Tommy (Ryan Burke) and all of his friends, an accident happens leaving Tommy witnessing the death of Stitches in his own home.  This is how Irish horror film STITCHES (2012) begins.  Years later, Tom (Tommy Knight) is now grown and in high school but still suffering from having witnessed the death of Stitches in his house especially since his birthday is near.  Tome has become a recluse who has lost most of his old friends or they have distanced themselves from him but his best friend Vinney (Shane Murray-Corcoran) convinces him that its time to throw a party to get over his past and to help him rekindle the friendship of Kate (Genna-Leah Devereux), his crush from when he was a little kid.

When Stitches returns from the death to avenge his death on all the people responsible, Tom must over come his childhood fears in order to find a way to defeat Stitches before he kills all of his friends and Kate.   

Although the actors are all young, they come off as very genuine teenagers just getting into teenage things.  Written by David O’Brien and Conor McMahon (who also directs) the film is actually a pretty effective and funny horror film for fans who like good gore-gags.  There is little to no suspense to be had in the film but that doesn’t seem to actually be the point as it’s most interested in crafting interesting and realistic characters (and not caricatures) while also being an entertaining thrill ride with equal parts comedy.

The film definitely has an Irish flavor to it but that’s what sets it apart from the average US production and gives the film atmosphere and character.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Film Review: GHOST HOUSE (1988)




Umberto Lenzi (as Humphry Humbert) directs the haunted house thrilled Ghost House (1998) which for Italian audiences was known as La Casa 3 or an unofficial sequel to Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead films.  For those of you that didn’t know, The Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 were re-titled La Casa and La Casa 2, respectfully, when released in Italy so many audiences know this film as a sequel to those films.  This film has nothing to do with those films and if you were expecting something in their style then you’ll be sadly remiss.


Instead, this film deals with a group of people drawn to a mysterious house because of a radio signal.  Once at the house the group begin to see and experience haunting imagery tied to a little girl and her evil doll.  AS each of them fined themselves alone in the house they meet a deadly demise and time is running out for them to discover the true history of the house and why each of them were drawn there.

Unless you’re a Lenzi fan then there is very little to recommend this film.  It’s very tame even for one of his films and unfortunately time has not been kind to it as it has dates pretty badly.  This being said, the film is typical Lenzi and there are some haunting images that Lenzi will immediately recognize.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

"Rants & Ravings About Horror" - Week 24: “The Horror of Eli Roth”



Week 24: “The Horror of Eli Roth”
On the eve of such great news that The Green Inferno (2014) is finally getting a theatrical release after being shelved at the last minute last year and the excellent news that he is in pre-production on the long stuck in development hell adaptation of the hugely success novel Meg (novel by Steve Alten), what better time is there than now to take a look at the films of writer/director Eli Roth?

Although he started as an actor (uncredited) in various films like The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) and The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), it was his debut feature Cabin Fever (2002) which really put him on the map.  He also wrote and acted in the film about four friends who encounter a stranger suffering from a flesh eating virus which not only threatens their own lives but their friendships as well.  The low budget horror film was filled with plenty of gore and sex and ushered in the so-called “torture porn” genre (despite there being more extreme films before it).  It was a huge success especially considering the low budget of the film.

Before going back behind the camera Roth decided to continue on the sidelines as an actor in Tales from the Crapper (2004) and 2001 Maniacs (2005).  Despite elevating to director he also managed to star in Terror Firmer (1999) and Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000), so, you should see, Roth’s passion would remain in front of the camera as well as behind it.  His next film was Hostel (2005) which shocked the industry with its uncompromising violence and its commentary on the world of underground killing for money.  Like his previous film this is a gritty look at two American tourists and their friend who run afoul of a murder syndicate.  This film was unlike anything American audiences had ever seen and it was extremely successful with more mainstream audiences.

Roth quickly followed up the success of Hostel and the good will and popularity of his faux trailer “Thanksgiving” (part of the film Grindhouse) with Hostel: Part II (2007).  This was a much more refined film in terms of screenplay, style, art direction, and execution.  This was the film that would show audiences that Roth was becoming a better director with style and something to say.  Unfortunately, the torture porn cycle of films was quickly dying down and this was a less successful film than its predecessor.

Following Hostel: Part II’s poor performance at the Box Office Roth would turn his talents to producing, writing and acting.  Over the next several years he produced The Last Exorcism (2010), Aftershock (2012) – which he also acted in, The Man with the Iron Fist (2012) – which he also wrote, The Last Exorcism Part II (2013), The Sacrament (2013) and most recently Clown (2014) – which he also acted in.  As an actor he was also in Death Proof (part of the film Grindhouse), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Piranha 3D (2010), and Rock of Ages (2012).  As a writer he also wrote The Green Inferno in addition to The Man with the Iron Fists.  

The Green Inferno would be Roth’s next feature film behind the camera more than five years after the release of his last film.  This would be a return to form for the director who was now tackling the cannibal genre of horror.  Unfortunately, for Roth and audiences the film would be shelved before seeing release in 2014.  This did not deter the visionary director who forged ahead with his next film Knock Knock (2015) which is also scheduled to be released this year.  This film stars Keanu Reeves and is a big departure for Roth whose films usually have character actors or no stars at all.  The film is getting great reviews from early screenings and should propel him to more mainstream films, which is where his latest project Meg comes into play.  Based on the bestselling novel Steve Alten it is believed that Roth will finally get this film out of development hell which is where it has been since the rights were purchased the year the novel was originally published.

Roth’s career is something he redefines at any given moment.  In addition to acting, writing, and producing films he executive produces several television series and he’s also created a horror attraction in Las Vegas, among many other ventures.  The one common element between all of Roth’s many ventures is that he loves horror and as an audience member we can be assured that he will never be predictable and always be innovative.