Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Film Review: BLOOD VALLEY: SEED’S REVENGE (aka SEED 2) (2014)

I didn’t think that there could possibly be a worse film than Seed (2006) but someone thought it was a good idea for a sequel so we now have Blood Valley: Seed’s Revenge (2014) which is even worse than its predecessor.  Actor Nick Principe is the new Max Seed, a serial killing force of nature who with his family terrorizes Christine (Natalie Scheetz) and her friends who are returning from a bachelorette party in Las Vegas. 

Part The Hills Have Eyes and part Texas Chainsaw Massacre there is not an original thought in this film which tries at first to present events backwards by starting at the end (i.e. Memento) but it drops that real fast as the audience realizes there is not story to this brain dead exorcise in torture porn.  There are no redeeming qualities in this trash cinema as very little thought is put in the execution of this film.  Even the actors seem bored as there is not a genuinely decent performance out of the whole cast.

The film is written and directed by Marcel Walz which fits perfectly in his demented oeuvre so fans of his films may actually enjoy this film but for everyone else this is simple trash better left in the waste basket.

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