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Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux
Showing posts with label dynamite. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Graphic Novel Review: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA VOL. 1



Director John Carpenter returns to one of his cult classic films with the Boom! Studios comic book Big Trouble in Little China Vol. 1.  Carpenter contributes the story with Eric Powell (who is the writer for the comic) to bring the continuing misadventures of Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express.  This is a direct continuation of the film in which Jack is on his way out of Chinatown after he and Wang Chi saved the world from the evil Lo Pan.  He’s not more than a few feet out of town when he realizes that he has an unwanted passenger, which is Lo Pan’s pet demon which has now attached itself to him since he killed its master. 

He decides to return the demon to Egg but this happens to coincide with Wang and Miao Yin’s wedding day which is further interrupted by an evil disciple of Lo Pan’s by the name of Qiang Wu who wants revenge on those who killed his master.  Now Jack and the gang have a new evil to face in Chinatown and this new adventure will take them beyond the gates of the imagination.

Powell does a great job channeling the Jack Burton character and for fans of the film this will be an eye opening read as Powell delves more into Jack’s past especially his marriages (yes, he’s been married several times) to great comic effect.  The mysticism is here and Egg plays a more active role in the story since Wang is absent for most of this volume due to the fact that he’s a hostage of Qiang Wu who’s ultimate plans are far from revealed in this volume.  This is a much bigger story than the film and the comic medium allows for a lot more freedom than the movie could ever have.

Artwork is by Brian Churilla who at first glance may not have been my first choice but after reading the volume fits the tone and story complimenting Powell’s words nicely.  This book is a great draw for fans of Dynamite’s Army of Darkness series as both Jack and Ash have some of the same “bumbling” hero qualities that have endured them to audiences for so long.  I look forward to seeing what Carpenter and Powell and company come up with next.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Film Review: BOG (1983)



Never go dynamite fishing because you never know what will come to the surface.  This is the main idea behind the creature feature Bog (1983) in which a local dynamite fisherman awakens a prehistoric amphibious creature that can survive both in the water and on land.  Once the creature is awakened nothing can stop it as anyone that ventures near its bog becomes fresh meat and if it’s a female she may become fertile flesh for repopulation. 

This throw-back to Creature From the Black Lagoon doesn’t have the same charm in its subpar ‘80s man in costume horror.  Written by Carl Kitt and directed by Don Keeslar Bog is one of those films that you see on late night television that would have you laughing rather than shuddering away in fright.  Its inept characters and execution leaves much to be desired and hasn’t aged very well (as most man in costume monster movies have not).

This is a highly forgettable film that has been more or less forgotten but I happened across a VHS copy of the film and decided to take a look sense it had a pretty decent poster and artwork.  If there is anything that this film will be remembered for it will be for its artwork which in ‘80s horror films (both good and bad) was great and something that most genre fans remember the most.