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Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux
Showing posts with label Uwe Boll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uwe Boll. Show all posts

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Film Review: RAMPAGE: PRESIDENT DOWN (2016)


Brendon Fletcher returns as terrorist Bill Williamson in the final film in the Uwe Boll directed trilogy RAMPAGE: PRESIDENT DOWN (2016).  After the events of the previous film, Bill has been in hiding after faking his death to the world.  His ideology about a decaying world crumbling around us that we must take back by any means necessary has not allowed him to find peace but has led him to his ultimate task which is the assignation of the President of the United States.  It’s easy for a man thought dead to come and go as he pleases without being noticed.  After he assassinates the President (and the next ones in line), two FBI agents assigned to the case (Steve Baron and Ryan McDonell) soon discover that the most notorious mass murderer in America is alive and responsible for the greatest act of terrorism on US soil.

Now Bill is at the center of a massive FBI manhunt and he will stop at nothing to protect his ideas and get his word out to the world by any means necessary no matter who must die or get in his way.

Make no mistake Bill is a well-armed mass-murderer who kills those he believes is responsible for the decay of the American people.  He continues to fill the layperson with hope that things can change as long as you wake up and make that change.  One of the most interesting things about the Bill Williamson character is that he is the “extreme” of his belief system and is only doing what most other people wish they could.  It is through Bill’s extreme motivation and actions that a compelling story unfolds among the chaos of an action film.  Infamous director Boll (who has directed all three films) co-wrote this film with Fletcher (as they did with the previous film) and has crafted a trilogy of terrorist-style film that resonates because of its extremity.  Fletcher has crafted one of his most compelling characters and Boll’s film gives him a lot of space to craft a more well-rounded character especially since we see Bill as a father of a newborn with a girlfriend (Crystal Lowe).

Boll’s style of film is an acquired taste but there is no denying that his films push buttons and give you something to think about long after the credits roll and in his three decades of producing films you never know what you’re going to get but the ride is definitely a polarizing and interesting one.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Film Review: BLOOD VALLEY: SEED’S REVENGE (aka SEED 2) (2014)



I didn’t think that there could possibly be a worse film than Seed (2006) but someone thought it was a good idea for a sequel so we now have Blood Valley: Seed’s Revenge (2014) which is even worse than its predecessor.  Actor Nick Principe is the new Max Seed, a serial killing force of nature who with his family terrorizes Christine (Natalie Scheetz) and her friends who are returning from a bachelorette party in Las Vegas. 

Part The Hills Have Eyes and part Texas Chainsaw Massacre there is not an original thought in this film which tries at first to present events backwards by starting at the end (i.e. Memento) but it drops that real fast as the audience realizes there is not story to this brain dead exorcise in torture porn.  There are no redeeming qualities in this trash cinema as very little thought is put in the execution of this film.  Even the actors seem bored as there is not a genuinely decent performance out of the whole cast.

The film is written and directed by Marcel Walz which fits perfectly in his demented oeuvre so fans of his films may actually enjoy this film but for everyone else this is simple trash better left in the waste basket.