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Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux
Showing posts with label Underworld. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 9, 2020

Film Review: HOWL (2015)


Screenwriters Mark Huckerby and Nick Ostler try to craft a new version of the werewolf tale in their film Howl (2015).  A train of passengers led in part by one of the ticket takers Joe (Ed Speleers) gets sidelined and their train is forced to stop in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere.  With only a couple miles between them and their destination, the passengers of the train talk Joe into unlocking the outer doors and allowing them to walk the couple of miles to the next station after Joe realizes that the conductor is missing.  It’s not long before they all realize that there is something in the woods bent on killing them all and once they make their way back to the train, the train becomes their tomb as the creatures on the outside fight to get on the inside.

Joe must work with the eclectic group of passengers in order to find a way to get the train running again and get them all to safety but time is running out and the creatures outside will stop at nothing to get inside and the tensions among the passengers escalates as they all refuse to band together as one.

Howl looks great as directed by Paul Hyett but suffers from a lack of likable characters as most of the characters you want to see killed by the werewolf-like creatures in the film.  It’s no trick saying that they are not werewolves as the title of the film and the fact that once someone is bit they turn into one but they don’t really look like your typical werewolf and probably act like something more in line with the ones seen in Dog Soldiers or Underworld.  This being said the CGI for the creatures doesn’t really hold up and get overused when more of the creatures show up.  The film also has a problem in that there is way too much padding to the film and after the halfway mark the characters start making very dumb decisions which get annoying after a while.   This may deter most horror fans but if you’re looking for a decent werewolf time waster than you can do worse than this one.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Film Review: HELLHOUNDS (2009)



In the film Hellhounds (2009) Greek warrior Kleitos (Scott Elrod) must venture into the Underworld in order to save the soul of his beloved Demetria (Amanda Brooks) who was poisoned.  Time is of the essence as the longer Demetria stays in the Underworld the easier it is for Hades to corrupt and make her his bride.  Through the Underworld, Kleitos and his men must journey down the River Stix and battle vicious hellhounds who want to rid the Underworld of the living spirits who have trespassed.

Despite having subpar CGI for the hellhounds the film is actually quite entertaining as it comes off more as an adventure film than an overall horror film and it doesn’t rely on the hellhounds for a lot of the horrific fun.  There are just as many human monsters as there are monsters from the Underworld in this film which gives the film more personality than your typical B-Movie.  It also helps that the cast is pretty even across the board and do a good job of selling the premise.

The film is directed by Ricky Schroder more known as the actor from Silver Spoons and Lonesome Dove and he brings out the human drama in the film.  The teleplay is written by Jason Bourque and Paul A. Birkett (who also provided the story).  There is nothing in this film that will have jumping up and claiming it’s a cinematic masterpiece but you also won’t leave thinking you’ve just lost ninety minutes of your life that you won’t soon get back.