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Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

- Kevin James Breaux

Thursday, May 20, 2021

MONTH OF ACTION FILMS


So, I’m glad to say that it was bound to come around that I dedicated a month of film viewing to action films!  I’ve enjoyed action films but over the years most of them, to me, have been recycled ideas from older films only with the latest and hottest movie star.  There were a lot of films in my March month of film viewing that fit this exactly and there were some that surprised me.  More often than not, most of the films I viewed were either mediocre or just plain bad.

 

So let’s begin!

 


THE BAD.

Okay, so there are a lot of bad action films out there and I managed to get through a whole lot of them.  Some of them were on my watch list whereas others just came up as random and I took a chance on them anyways to my horror.  One of the worst films I watched was ALIEN WARFARE (2019).  There is no redeeming quality in this military verses aliens film that lacks character, story, and above all else decent SFX.  Save this film for a drinking game of some kind with a group of friends.  Other notable “bad” films were JOHN HENRY (2020), TRIPLE 9 (2016), GET MY GUN (2018), DEVIL’S MILE (2014), and RIOT (2015).  TRIPLE 9 had a great cast of actors but was just plain dumb in every way; it’s a film that you have to know the actors wished they could go back and erase from their resumes.  Terry Crews does a decent starring role in JOHN HENRY but the film is so early ‘90s which was the decade of bad action films.  The less said about the others, the better.

 


THE FILMS OF ANTHONY MACKIE.

I really enjoy Anthony Mackie as an actor as he always gives some inspired performances and never seems to just be phoning it in which is why I was so surprised at the outcome that was TRIPLE 9.  This being said, I decided to catch up with a lot of his other films that I had just not gotten around to which includes POINT BLANK (2019), IO (2019), and OUTSIDE THE WIRE (2021).  While POINT BLANK was just a fun yet mediocre film, IO was a welcomed departure from the typical sci-fi film.  This is a film that is less action oriented but I think still will appeal to action fans.  OUTSIDE THE WIRE is one of my favorite films of the month as it gives Mackie the chance to truly shine as a leading man in a lo-key sci-fi, military-style action film with Terminator overtones.  This was an extremely well written and executed film.

 


THE MEDIOCRE.

Next, I will delve into the plethora of mediocre films that I managed to view over the month.  Some of these films included SPENSOR CONFIDENTIAL (2020), EDGE OF FEAR (2018), BACKDRAFT 2 (2019), ANGEL HAS FALLEN (2019), MESSAGE FROM THE KING (2016), DA 5 BLOODS (2020), and ZACK SNYDER’S JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021), to name a few.  First off, this isn’t all of the mediocre films I saw but I’ll get to the others a little later.  All of these films had the potential to be great films but for some reason or other just missed the mark.  MESSAGE FROM THE KING was too mediocre to be elevated above its conventional roots and I was a little surprised that Chadwick Boseman was the star.  Mark Wahlberg has made a career of playing in mediocre films that do little more than simply entertain and that is exactly what you get in SPENSOR CONFIDENTIAL.  There really wasn’t a need for a sequel to BACKDRAFT or another one to the FALLEN series but we got them anyways.  EDGE OF FEAR is hampered by hammy performances from almost the entire cast except for Shin Lin and Zhu Zhu who almost seem like they are in an entirely different and better film.  I wanted to like DA 5 BLOODS but it was an overstuffed and mediocre film that seemed to lose focus halfway through.  There are some fine performances but they can’t help overcome what a mess the film eventually becomes in its long running time.  ZS JUSTICE LEAGUE improves upon the original Joss Whedon version but that’s really saying little in a film that at over four hours long is really too long for its own good.  It also has way too many extraneous scenes that add nothing than foreshadowing for future films that probably won’t happen.

 


THE FILMS OF BRUCE WILLIS.

Now actor Bruce Willis has fallen on hard times in the last couple decades and has found himself in one mediocre action film to another.  He’s played good guys and bad guys and everything in between and so I decided to catch up with a lot of his films, that frankly, I had no interest in ever really seeing.  This includes HARD KILL (2020), FIRST KILL (2017), and ACTS OF VIOLENCE (2018). FIRST KILL was the best out of all of them and that’s because Hayden Christensen is actually not that bad in the film.  Willis is a bad cop and pretty much phones in his performance which is what he does in HARD KILL, which is just a flat out bad movie.  Like in the other two films Willis plays second fiddle in ACTS OF VIOLENCE which is really a film for Cole Hauser and Shawn Ashmore to take the lead.  I actually like Hauser a lot and wished he was given more opportunities to headline films.

 


THE FILMS OF JASON STATHAM.

So, Statham is an actor who makes bad films entertaining and I actually end up enjoying some of his films more than I should.  He’s an actor with presence and commands the screen.  This being said, I viewed four of his films during the month – HOMEFRONT (2013), REDEMPTION (2014), THE BANK JOB (2008), and PARKER (2013).  PARKER I thought was the worst of the bunch because frankly it’s just like 90% of his other films.  The same can almost be said for HOMEFRONT but this film has such an eclectic and amazing cast in what amounts to a mediocre film.  What elevates it is the presence of Frank Grillo when he shows up.  Like in POINT BLANK, Grillo has a knack for making bad or mediocre films entertaining and fun.  THE BANK JOB allowed Statham to step out of his comfort zone and deliver a film in which he’s not always fighting and kicking everyone’s ass.  I really enjoyed this film as I did REDEMPTION, which is a much better written film than expected and actually has something to say.  These last two films are the reason why I continue to enjoy a Statham film as he tries to mix the Good (REDEMPTION) with the bad (PARKER) with the ugly (CRANK).

 


THE GOOD.

I’m a little surprised to say that in addition to OUTSIDE THE WIRE, I viewed a lot of pretty good action films throughout the month and they are all very different.  Some of them include BELOW ZERO (2021), COP CAR (2015), VFW (2020), POLAR (2019), THE TAKE (2016), GHOSTS OF WAR (2020), A BABYSITTER’S GUIDE TO MONSTER HUNTING (2020), THE BABYSITTER (2017), THE BABBYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN (2020), CLOSE (2019), and THE MAURITANIAN (2021).

Although GHOSTS OF WAR and THE BABYSITTER films also contain elements of horror, it is the action that takes precedence and these three films do an amazing job at mixing the two genres and still are entertaining and engaging.  I was pleasantly surprised by all three of them and GHOSTS OF WAR easily is one of the best I saw all month.


VFW and POLAR are also oddities as both contain plenty of violence but one is a near post-apocalyptic film (i.e. THE CROW or THE ROVER) and the other is based on a graphic novel, respectfully.  Both have aging characters who want to retire and live their lives in peace but the outside world just won’t let them.

The most traditional of the action films is BELOW ZERO, THE TAKE, and CLOSE.  Noomi Rapace shows her action muscles in CLOSE while Idris Elba does what he does best in THE TAKE.  Both of these films could be mediocre if not for the stars in both of them that elevate the films.  BELOW ZERO is the only foreign film on the list and it is unpredictable and suspenseful from beginning to end.  It keeps you on the edge of your seat not knowing what is going to happen from one moment to the next.

COP CAR is oddly funny and dark and allows Kevin Bacon to give an unhinged performance in a film that is mostly told from the point of view of two children.  It’s a dark film but if you can jump onboard the darkness then you’ll enjoy this film.

THE MAURITANIAN is the only film that I saw in the theater for the month.  This is more a dramatic-action film but one that is politically charged and hinders on the amazing performance from Tahar Rahim.    

 

THE TV SERIES.

Just as an added bonus I wanted to add on the two TV series that I got hooked on during the month!  I ended up watching the first seasons of HYPERDRIVE and FASTEST CAR!  HYPERDRIVE is and amazing series that I hope gets another season as it will appeal to anyone interested in drifting and obstacle courses.  FASTEST CAR is really for those people who build their own cars to be faster than other cars.  This series is good because it goes into the lives of the people that build the cars before ending each episode with a race to see who has built the fastest car!

 

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CONCLUSION.

Overall March’s Month of Action Films allowed me to catch up with a lot of films that had just been sitting on my shelf waiting to be watched.  Some were good, while others…not so good but I ended up watching several gems that I would have never bothered with had I not done this.  I hope that you dear Reader have enjoyed this month’s watch list and maybe added a few of these films to your own watch list.

 

Next up is my Month of Romantic Films!

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