On my list of Best Films of 2014 (So Far) I left off many
films that I saw on the big screen but just didn’t make the cut for one reason
or another. The following list will
explain why the films may have been good but weren’t good enough. These films are presented in alphabetical
order.
300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE – the CGI and style of the original
film cannot save this film from being a total waste of time and a mess. If it had been released a few years earlier I
might have been impressed but in a year in which The Raid 2, The Protector 2,
and Robocop, among many others, were released this film just pales in
comparison. In fact, the only thing of
note in this film is Eva Green who steals every scene she’s in (as in the norm
in most films she co-stars in).
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 – is a film too busy trying to set
up sequels instead of telling a good story.
It’s a bland and predictable mess with the only good performance coming
from Andrew Garfield. Emma Stone does
what she can with the subpar screenplay and the rest is too much of a “cartoon”
to take serious and when there are some true consequences at the end of the
film they seem hollow and non genuine.
This is a flat and uninspired mess of a film.
I, FRANKENSTEIN – unfortunately this film is a brain dead
action/fantasy hybrid that relies too much on the CGI effects and a story
that’s just merely adequate at best.
Some of the action scenes are interesting but the characters are not and
you’ll easily forget this film before the End Credits start rolling.
A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST – is one hell of a funny
movie that suffers from strong jokes but no strong story. It’s a predictable plot from beginning to end
with some hilarious comic bits throughout.
Both Charlize Theron and Liam Neeson seen out of place and Theron and
MacFarlane have little chemistry. The
film is not horrible, it’s just feels like a bunch of sketches thrown together
to make a feature film.
NEIGHBORS – was funny but not that funny. It’s one of those predictable comedies that
hinges on the stars and although I am a huge fan of Rose Byrne, I’m only a
passing fan of Seth Rogen and this is the first film I’ve ever seen with Zac
Efron. It’s not a comedy I’ll probably
see again as one time was good enough.
NON-STOP – was a great action film. The only problem is that there was nothing
new and it is 100% saved by Liam Neeson who has enough charisma to keep doing
these types of films year in and year out.
A perfectly satisfying film, just nothing to write home about.
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES – presents some much
needed new ideas to the franchise but suffers from a very slow beginning and
setup. The biggest problem with the film
is that it is sequel number four in as many years and overall it doesn’t really
have enough new material to satisfy hardcore fans.
POMPEII – my vote for most fun 3D film of the year. Watching a volcano explode in 3D was heaven,
unfortunately, this is one of those films that would suffer underneath the
barely adequate story and performances.
I love me some Emily Browning but the film’s true star is the volcano
and I was waiting the entire film to see it explode. This being said I’d watch it again in 3D but
have no desire to ever watch a 2D version of the film.
THE PROTECTOR 2 – I loved the first Protector film because
it had a great basic story amidst an excellent action/martial arts film. This is exactly the same. The plot’s the exact same only the action
sequences are different (and longer) which are merely adequate but Tony Jaa has
come so far that it seems a disservice for him to already be repeating himself
and making the same movie again.
RIDE ALONG – a film saved by Kevin Hart. This is an uninspired “by the numbers” buddy
comedy that is saved by Hart. Hart is
downright hilarious in this film and it shows his comic genius. That being said that’s about all that the
film has going for it. There is nothing
else in this film that you haven’t already seen done better in other buddy cop
movies. The film is bland and just okay
with nothing truly special to call its own (other than Kevin Hart). I’m a fan of Hart’s and I’ll watch it again
but I’m sure they’ll come another film (real soon) that he’ll do even better
in.
THE QUIET ONES – had a great set up and story and an
extremely strong cast but suffers from a climax that relies too much on the
barely adequate CGI effects that take you out of the story. This is an extremely strong character film
that uses atmosphere to help build mood but it’s not particularly suspenseful
(which these types of films need) nor does it present anything we haven’t
already seen done better in other paranormal films.
TRANSCENDENCE – is probably one of the films with the best
concepts that is totally wasted on a story that doesn’t know what it wants to
say. It could have been a really good
indie film that focused more on the concepts and characters and less on trying
to be a Johnny Depp Hollywood blockbuster.
Unfortunately, the film fails in so many ways and is easily one of the
biggest disappointments of the year.
WOLF CREEK 2 – I loved this sequel to the quiet and moody
original! But this film is louder,
bloodier and more bat-shit crazy than I expected. The performances are over the top and the
cinematography is beyond phenomenal. The
problem is, is that most of it seems excessive especially coming after the more
moody and subtle original and mainly people will think that this film is simply
a wasted gore film. This being said, the
die-hard horror fan in me loved the film…it just didn’t make the “Best of 2014
List.”
I hope you enjoyed my list of films that “didn’t make the
cut” and this encourages you to do your own list. I’d love to hear what your thoughts are on
this list and if you have your own choices.
Feel free to always drop me a line when you.
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